BRENDON BURNS – HOME STRETCH BABY!

After a fantastic month in Edinburgh Brendon brings his new show to London – Home Stretch Baby!

As I’m really enjoying getting older, I’d like to filter the audience somewhat. I would just like to stress that in my show there will be no:

1) Transparent pandering to pseudo pundits.

2) Tedious deconstruction… Or will there? Do you see how clever I’m being? Do you? Look at my smug face. Recognizing how clever I’m being makes you nearly as smug as me. Let’s find somewhere quiet so we can grow ironic beards and wank into them.

3) Talking about what I don’t do… Ah, Bugger

Warning! May contain comedy.

‘This is Burn’s best show since he won the big (Fosters – formerly the Perrier) award.’ ★★★★ Chortle

★★★★★ Times, Guardian, Time Out, Telegraph