Hiya! It’s me, Gary, and I’ve listened to the fans who said, ‘Gary, you’re amazin’, dae a chat show!’ Sooo… ah huv! It’s gonna have brilliant guests, and me, and even more amazin’ ‘hings! Ah love chattin’! Yous listen! Just one more ‘hing – I um technically still in the Army so if you see Sgt Thomson, dinnae say anything! Cheeeears!!